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Monday, March 13, 2006
This is an article which I got from a website. hope this doesnt happen for true in the futureRamayana by Bill Gates...When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listenRamayana from Atal Behari Vajpayee. After returning 2US he wrote it in his personal Diary.A Tabloid in US got a copy of his writings. These areexcerpts from his diary :LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruleda PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a greatsacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave anOUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat andSED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP withexcellent MEMORY. His brothers,however,were onlyPERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, hemarried princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-ratdecided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was onceoffered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELPCOMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation ofher BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted thather son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM beCUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years.At this crueland unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-ratand he kollapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTOforest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-manalso resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, theTRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attractedby RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCECODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her.Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van,moved by TRAN-SISTOR's plight,approached his uncleMAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the formof a goldenstag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tiredof chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his lastbreath, cried out resperately for LSI-man in RAM'svoice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urgedLSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching theopportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARYand changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.------------------------------------------------------INTERVAL !!!!!-----------------------------------------------------RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing'C'ta all over the forest. They made friendship withthe forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and hispowerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed tohelp RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to usepowerful 'SEARCH'techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta.His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around theINTER-NETworked forests.Many tried to 'EXCITE' thebirds and animals not to forget the .'WEBCRAWLERS'(Insects) and tried to'INFO SEEK' something aboutC'ta. Some of them even shouted YAA-HOO' but they allended up with 'NOT FOUND MESSAGES'. Several otherSEARCH techniques proved useless.Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it tocross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. SoonHa-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doingsome local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping undera TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring)toidentify himself to C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY,'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all theraakshasa BUGS around'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN andtried to DELETE him usingpyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaosby spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happilypressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUSMESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to takethe all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for thebattle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM &LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMANresorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTEDRAM and LSI-man.RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets ofRAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presenseon earth.After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya andspreaded his MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLYPROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happilyeverafter.Njoy.........
This is an article which I got from a website. hope this doesnt happen for true in the futureRamayana by Bill Gates...When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listenRamayana from Atal Behari Vajpayee. After returning 2US he wrote it in his personal Diary.A Tabloid in US got a copy of his writings. These areexcerpts from his diary :LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruleda PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a greatsacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave anOUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat andSED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP withexcellent MEMORY. His brothers,however,were onlyPERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, hemarried princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-ratdecided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was onceoffered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELPCOMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation ofher BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted thather son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM beCUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years.At this crueland unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-ratand he kollapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTOforest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-manalso resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, theTRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attractedby RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCECODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her.Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van,moved by TRAN-SISTOR's plight,approached his uncleMAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the formof a goldenstag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tiredof chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his lastbreath, cried out resperately for LSI-man in RAM'svoice.Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urgedLSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching theopportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARYand changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.------------------------------------------------------INTERVAL !!!!!-----------------------------------------------------RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing'C'ta all over the forest. They made friendship withthe forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and hispowerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed tohelp RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to usepowerful 'SEARCH'techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta.His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around theINTER-NETworked forests.Many tried to 'EXCITE' thebirds and animals not to forget the .'WEBCRAWLERS'(Insects) and tried to'INFO SEEK' something aboutC'ta. Some of them even shouted YAA-HOO' but they allended up with 'NOT FOUND MESSAGES'. Several otherSEARCH techniques proved useless.Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it tocross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. SoonHa-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doingsome local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping undera TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring)toidentify himself to C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY,'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all theraakshasa BUGS around'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN andtried to DELETE him usingpyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaosby spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happilypressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUSMESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to takethe all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for thebattle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM &LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMANresorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTEDRAM and LSI-man.RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets ofRAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presenseon earth.After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya andspreaded his MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLYPROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happilyeverafter.Njoy.........
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