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Parody on junk mail from African Banks
Wonder how many mails american international students and workers get from people (actually identity thieves) from African banks stating that someone with the last name similar to that of yours (I wonder how africans have the last name as strange as Chirra or Satarkar or Perumal or any other name as given in India) died and therefore left a million dollars at your possesion? I get a lot of these junk mails every month. Atleast a dozen in a month. So I dedicate this parody of such a mail today in this blog.
FROM THE DESK OF: MR and MRS GARIB/Aandyappan.
AMERICAN DEVELOPING BANK (ADB)
BULLSHIT INTERCHANGE DEPARTMENT,
UNDER THE SEA OFFICE,
PJ PUR/PANNADAPURAM, AABRICA
Very Dear,
I am the Bullshit Interchange(assistant) Manager of the American developing Bank,MR and not MRS GARIB/AANDYAPPAN. In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of USD$0.11300000 (ELEVENMILLION THREE HUNDERS U.S.A CENTS). In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his six wives and two and half childrenses on Wednesday night or Thursday morning of 1869 BC in a cycle crash. Since we did not get information about his death, we have been expecting his next of bin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of bin or relation to the deceased, as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of bin or relation died alongside with him when they heard the news in the telephone leaving nobody behind for the claim.It is therefore upon this discovery that I in his department now decided to make this business proposals to you and release the money to you as next of bin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that if such money remains unclaimed after five years, the money will be \ transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund.The request of foreigner in this transaction is necessary because our late customer was a foreigner and a Madigodu cannot stand as next of bin to a foreigner. We agree that 0.027% of this money will be for you as foreigner partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account,0.3% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 0.7% would be for me and my colleague, after which we shall visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediatetransfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank,and send your account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the money will be remitted.Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by book post or telegram the text ofthe application which you shall retype and fax to our foreign remittance maneger,for easy execution of the transaction.I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is 100%itch-free on both side. As all required arrangement have been made for thetransfer. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.Trusting to receive your urgent reply through my alternative Email :garib@aaa achoo.or or just reply.
Almost best regards.
MR and not MRS GARIB AANDYAPPAN.
BULLSHIT INTERCHANGE (ASSIST.)MANAGER,AMERICAN DEVELOPING BANK
Hope u guys liked it... The next time I am getting a spam like this am gonna write a paradoy and am gonna send it to him...
Adios guys
FROM THE DESK OF: MR and MRS GARIB/Aandyappan.
AMERICAN DEVELOPING BANK (ADB)
BULLSHIT INTERCHANGE DEPARTMENT,
UNDER THE SEA OFFICE,
PJ PUR/PANNADAPURAM, AABRICA
Very Dear,
I am the Bullshit Interchange(assistant) Manager of the American developing Bank,MR and not MRS GARIB/AANDYAPPAN. In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of USD$0.11300000 (ELEVENMILLION THREE HUNDERS U.S.A CENTS). In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his six wives and two and half childrenses on Wednesday night or Thursday morning of 1869 BC in a cycle crash. Since we did not get information about his death, we have been expecting his next of bin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of bin or relation to the deceased, as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of bin or relation died alongside with him when they heard the news in the telephone leaving nobody behind for the claim.It is therefore upon this discovery that I in his department now decided to make this business proposals to you and release the money to you as next of bin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that if such money remains unclaimed after five years, the money will be \ transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund.The request of foreigner in this transaction is necessary because our late customer was a foreigner and a Madigodu cannot stand as next of bin to a foreigner. We agree that 0.027% of this money will be for you as foreigner partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account,0.3% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 0.7% would be for me and my colleague, after which we shall visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediatetransfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank,and send your account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the money will be remitted.Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by book post or telegram the text ofthe application which you shall retype and fax to our foreign remittance maneger,for easy execution of the transaction.I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is 100%itch-free on both side. As all required arrangement have been made for thetransfer. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.Trusting to receive your urgent reply through my alternative Email :garib@aaa achoo.or or just reply.
Almost best regards.
MR and not MRS GARIB AANDYAPPAN.
BULLSHIT INTERCHANGE (ASSIST.)MANAGER,AMERICAN DEVELOPING BANK
Hope u guys liked it... The next time I am getting a spam like this am gonna write a paradoy and am gonna send it to him...
Adios guys
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